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I can't wait to get my Trump bible

posted a month ago by KBiker (769)
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It's only $59.99! What a steal for a book you can buy on Amazon for less than $20. But those Bibles haven't been personally blessed by the Golden Grifter. His is special, and he has many copies of them scattered around his house. It's his favorite book, a copy of which he keeps on his bedside table next to his copy of Mein Kampf. Who wouldn't want this book, blessed by a man David Axelrod says has broken 11 of the 10 commandments.

[–] Bubbathegut (17225) a month ago

I cant wait to get my Dictator Joe Tranny Flag.

[–] parkerbot (5439) a month ago

Along with my How To Wipe Out An Entire Population of People starter kit that Biden is selling.

[–] Yatzo (1333) a month ago

Please buy Trumps Bible first, he needs the $$$

[–] Satan2016 (23435) a month ago

Can't wait to get my Bubba Klan robes!

[–] Bucky (187) a month ago

I could just imagine what Trump's ten commandments are....

[–] WarrenPeace (2267) a month ago

Some examples:

Thou shall not steal....
....the election from me.

Thou shall not commit adultery....
.....unless it is with a porn actress.

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife...
....which is why it is OK as long as she is not a neighbor.

Thou shall not bear false witness...
...against me with your fake news.

[–] AngryViking (395) a month ago

Thou shalt not pillage the Capital of your own kingdom