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Our family is moving to Canada


With the recent polls telling us that Trump will prevail AGAIN despite all his legal problems and possible (deserved) prison time, it’s clear that voters will pick anybody despite their flaws. And Trump is infamous and rich, and that’s what social media thrives on.

I don’t like the idea of moving to Canada, but my wife says it’s for the best. We have no children and are tired of the American culture of “me, me, me!” We will be happier to be out of the United States and in a country that’s still close enough to America and still respects the justice system.

“People don’t want to be wrong”, an old colleague of mine told me over breakfast. “So no matter how bad Trump is, they’ll still vote for him simply to stop Sleepy Joe from getting more bed rest for another 4 years.”

I admit the last quote made me chuckle even writing it. Both candidates are too old and tired. Why can’t we elect a younger and fresher face on both sides? People in their 80s shouldn’t be making decisions for the future. They should be finalising their life insurance policies and getting that pre-need ready at the funeral home.

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You'll move to Canada after Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger do. STFU, phony.

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You shut up
You loser !!

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Great answer.

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Sure you will

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We already have ! So save your sarcastic banter !

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Why dont you move to Mexico, since your President loves to flood the U.S. with them, to help win the next election? You know Canada is a farce of a democracy, just like the U.S.

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You are a sick, demented liar

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Please follow through with your move

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We are so happy to be in Ontario! Looks like the USA is headed toward another government shut down. My wife actually bared an audible sigh of relief in the kitchen today when I told her what bullets we dodged by getting out of America.

And the republicans are ruining it all. Thank God I’m Canadian now.

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Now if you can only give your wife that same audible sigh of relief in the bedroom.

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Right. You moved to Canada and became a resident in six days. Canada doesn't allow people just to show up and move there.

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Enjoy your time in that cold hellhole with bad infrastructure and out-of-date housing. Oh, and while you're at it, fill out a requisition to see your surgeon about [insert serious illness here]. You'll need it because in 20 years, that's when you'll finally get an answer on getting any treatment for any serious problem you'll have when you get old and sick in a shitty Canadian hospital. Don't let the door hit you on the way oot. Btw, congratz on your new govt. praising a real, genuine Nazi.

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Is that what someone told you about Canadian healthcare?! We should BE so lucky as to get thee free, quality care that they do.

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Canada is a cool place.

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