Traitor

They're trying to resolve it.

For the love of God, who's next? Ronald McDonald?

Traitor, indeed!

I don't even see how it's possible for anyone to eat that much in 10 minutes. A typical hotdog and bun weighs at least 3 ounces total, so 76 of them would be at least 14.25 pounds (228 ounces). HTF can anyone fit 14.25 pounds of food in their stomach? That's twice the weight of a typical newborn baby.

This is what ~14 pounds looks like:

https://www.wired2fish.com/news/angler-catches-14-plus-pound-largemouth-on-video