MWMC !
Let’s watch the real Invasion U.S.A tonight starring Chuck Norris AND Robert Lynch!
This is going to be fun!
8PM EST. Be there!
Let’s watch the real Invasion U.S.A tonight starring Chuck Norris AND Robert Lynch!
This is going to be fun!
8PM EST. Be there!
Weird. 🤘🏽
shareI AGREE...I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU...BE THERE!
shareNo worries, I won't disturb your Macker club.
IT DITURBS ME THAT YOU WON'T JOIN UP....WE ONLY ASK YOUR SOUL AND HALF YOUR WEALTH...BUT WITH THAT YOU GET UNLIMITED ACCESS TO KOWALSKI™️...AND THAT INCLUDES MY GENITALS...COME ON...LET'S ROCK!
shareRoger Ebert gave the film 0.5 stars out of 4 and called it "a brain-damaged, idiotic thriller, not even bad enough to be laughable". Vincent Canby of The New York Times called the film "a 'Wake Up, America!' movie of a goofiness to make one long for the sanity and conviction of John Milius's Red Dawn," adding that though Chuck Norris "seemed on the verge of becoming a kind of benign Clint Eastwood character, he loses all credibility in this awful film. Even though Mr. Norris collaborated on the screenplay and helped to choose the director (Joseph Zito), the movie treats him as if it wanted to prove that he has absolutely no future on the screen."
Variety wrote, "A brainless plot would be almost forgivable were it not for the perverse depiction of innocents butchered in Invasion U.S.A."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_U.S.A._(1985_film)#Critical_response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8
MIKE,RICH,JAY AND THE HOMIES AT RedLetterMedia CALLED IT A SILLY GOOD TIME FOR A GROUP VIEWING.
Yah, with minimum 30 beers for each before the viewing begins.
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A COUPLE DANK BOWLS WORK TOO.👍🏾
shareGoogle didn't tell me what "DANK BOWLS" are.
Hmmm, we could negotiate when I torch Chauvi-Shogie's mowing machine with a Feuerzangenbowle. 🔥 🚒
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CCssz1e00AM
Stroh-Rum 80% is more effective...experience has shown.
Btw. Feuerzangenbowle (1944) is a cute old movie too.
Just watch with us you goofball.
And DON’T go near my lawn mower you weirdo Kraut!
That’s a third world war you will lose.
ShogunofYonkers (71750) 9 hours ago
Just watch with us you goofball.
And DON’T go near my lawn mower you weirdo Kraut!
That’s a third world war you will lose.
You’d be mistaken on all points.
shareYes, you are.
Will you be joining me? I’d hate to be lonely.
I don't trust you anymore. There was no Chuck Norris in the last one.
Signed, million man
YOU MISHEARD...THERE WAS A CHARLES MORRIS...HE WAS THE FOURTH LAME WHITE GUY WHO TALKED A LOT...EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE.
shareYou payed attention? I can't tell you anything that happened in that movie. It's a blur.
Signed, million man
FUCK NO!....THAT WAS PURE GARBAGE...NARRATED BY A COUPLE OF DUMBASS ROBOTS...EVEN ALI TUNED OUT AND SHE LIKES THE DUMBASS ROBOTS.
shareWhat you got against those robots?
Signed, million man
THEY HAVE DUMB FACES...AND DUMB VOICES...AND DUMB JOKES...I WANNA SMASH EM UP OFFICE SPACE COPIER MACHINE STYLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8
BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
I promise this movie is full of 100% Chuck Norris!
shareKOWALSKI™️ AND CO. WILL BE ALL UP IN YOUR THREAD...EXCELLENT CHOICE...A FILM I LOVED AS A KID...AND STILL ENJOY...BUT YET ANOTHER FILM THAT THE AMAZING HOMIES AT RedLetterMedia COVERED ON ONE OF THEIR LEGENDARY BEST OF THE WORST EPISODES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbPUHfBJA0&t=50s
I might be up for this🤔
shareBY MIGHT BE...DO YOU MEAN I ALL THE FUCKING WAY IN?....THAT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER....WE LOVE OUR TCRUM AND MOVIES ARE ALWAYS BETTER WITH YOU THERE.🙂
shareMight be!?!
That’s like writing a check and not signing it!
This is CHUCK NORRIS, he has Mac-10s and I seem to recall a rocket firing motorbike and a bunch of kicking!
You’ll watch this and thank me later young lady!
I hope so....If I have to suffer through a testosterone filled Chuck Norris kicking ass in jeans, it would be nice to have your company.
shareOh, you know you like a man in tight jeans lol😄
shareI was going to but then I remembered I have my performance review with the principal tomorrow at 9:00 AM. Probably not a good idea to show up late and hungover.😯
shareProbably not. If I drank, I'd be drinking to get through this. 😊
shareI WOULD PRFER IF YOU DID...SHOWS A COMITTMENT TO A PERSONAL LIFE.
shareHI BITCHES, ME AND BIG K ARE HERE AND HAVE STARTED INVASION USA ( the real one!!!!!!!!!!)
shareCONGRATULATIONS....KOWALSKI™️ IS HERE...ALSO...YOU ARE WELCOME.
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