MWMC !
Let’s watch the real Invasion U.S.A tonight starring Chuck Norris AND Robert Lynch!
This is going to be fun!
8PM EST. Be there!
Weird. 🤘🏽
shareI AGREE...I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU...BE THERE!
shareNo worries, I won't disturb your Macker club.
IT DITURBS ME THAT YOU WON'T JOIN UP....WE ONLY ASK YOUR SOUL AND HALF YOUR WEALTH...BUT WITH THAT YOU GET UNLIMITED ACCESS TO KOWALSKI™️...AND THAT INCLUDES MY GENITALS...COME ON...LET'S ROCK!
shareRoger Ebert gave the film 0.5 stars out of 4 and called it "a brain-damaged, idiotic thriller, not even bad enough to be laughable". Vincent Canby of The New York Times called the film "a 'Wake Up, America!' movie of a goofiness to make one long for the sanity and conviction of John Milius's Red Dawn," adding that though Chuck Norris "seemed on the verge of becoming a kind of benign Clint Eastwood character, he loses all credibility in this awful film. Even though Mr. Norris collaborated on the screenplay and helped to choose the director (Joseph Zito), the movie treats him as if it wanted to prove that he has absolutely no future on the screen."
Variety wrote, "A brainless plot would be almost forgivable were it not for the perverse depiction of innocents butchered in Invasion U.S.A."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_U.S.A._(1985_film)#Critical_response
Have fun with your genitals & Co. 🤠 share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8
MIKE,RICH,JAY AND THE HOMIES AT RedLetterMedia CALLED IT A SILLY GOOD TIME FOR A GROUP VIEWING.
Yah, with minimum 30 beers for each before the viewing begins.
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A COUPLE DANK BOWLS WORK TOO.👍🏾
shareGoogle didn't tell me what "DANK BOWLS" are.
Hmmm, we could negotiate when I torch Chauvi-Shogie's mowing machine with a Feuerzangenbowle. 🔥 🚒
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CCssz1e00AM
Stroh-Rum 80% is more effective...experience has shown.
Btw. Feuerzangenbowle (1944) is a cute old movie too.
Just watch with us you goofball.
And DON’T go near my lawn mower you weirdo Kraut!
That’s a third world war you will lose.
ShogunofYonkers (71750) 9 hours ago
Just watch with us you goofball.
And DON’T go near my lawn mower you weirdo Kraut!
That’s a third world war you will lose.
This friendly invite is very tempting. ❤️🔥
But somehow I've the impression that Chauvi-Shogie's grandfathers didn't survive their beach vacation in Normandy.
Well, my family is completely innocent of the spoiled beach joy. My grandfathers fought on the Eastern Front, jawoll.
And with this experience we fight against mowing machines guerilla-wise. 🔥🚜🔥
No perpetrator, no war! ☮️ share
You’d be mistaken on all points.
shareYes, you are.
Will you be joining me? I’d hate to be lonely.
I don't trust you anymore. There was no Chuck Norris in the last one.
Signed, million man
YOU MISHEARD...THERE WAS A CHARLES MORRIS...HE WAS THE FOURTH LAME WHITE GUY WHO TALKED A LOT...EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE.
shareYou payed attention? I can't tell you anything that happened in that movie. It's a blur.
Signed, million man
FUCK NO!....THAT WAS PURE GARBAGE...NARRATED BY A COUPLE OF DUMBASS ROBOTS...EVEN ALI TUNED OUT AND SHE LIKES THE DUMBASS ROBOTS.
shareWhat you got against those robots?
Signed, million man
THEY HAVE DUMB FACES...AND DUMB VOICES...AND DUMB JOKES...I WANNA SMASH EM UP OFFICE SPACE COPIER MACHINE STYLE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8
BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
I promise this movie is full of 100% Chuck Norris!
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