This is a video of me at Costco

Oh yah, people line up for it. For me though, I get mines from Texaco.

Basket? What basket? The basket hat? The wagon? Am I stupid?

I'm still not sure what I should influence people about.

Well, obviously, because you're a straight man watching another man going shopping.

I was hoping people would ask me to see my sexy ass.

I think me leaving my identity out and not talking in the video made it weird.

The new horror superstar! Only showing my shadow makes me mysterious. Wait, maybe I'm not an actual person. Maybe I'm a ghost in shadow form haunting places.

I welcome positive and negative opinions.