Today I had a great...

I had some nice pizza today.

I drank some orange juice today.

I had a fine nap and woke up to an Amazon delivery of new yard tools!
I got a new leaf blower, a new string trimmer and a garden bed Cultivator!
All RYOBI, they are good tools.

I’m charging the 40 Volt batteries right now👌

I’m fasting today, I don’t like all of this silly eating, I gotta fast or I can get chubby. I got most of my yard under control and I’ll invade the rest of it like the beaches of Normandy tomorrow.
No goddamn prisoners!!!

My wife wants a very large herb garden and a new pumpkin patch, I just say ‘yes’ to her…what’s a guy to do?

I'm about to eat some toast. Just thought you'd like to know.