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Toilet Seat Bidet

posted 2 years ago by ILJtheFirst (1951)
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Toilet Seat Bidet is a little water nozzle you attach under the toilet seat and it cleans your A-hole.

The Bidet will change your world. Make sure you get one for Hot and Cold water or you will die during winter. It brings you closer to Demolition Man and less like Dances with Wolves. You'll use almost no toilet paper and it's non-electric.

[–] Mrmojo4700 (20774) 2 years ago

Is there any danger in using one of those thingies in a manner in which it’s not intended?

[–] ILJtheFirst (1951) 2 years ago

No Roflmao. There's no danger in accidentally getting plugged by it.

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

hard pass.

[–] sslssg (30432) 2 years ago

Why? Have you ever used one?

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

yes, they are popular in italy.

[–] sslssg (30432) 2 years ago

Why don't you like them?

I don't like the separate ones, but they ones that are integrated into the toilet are great.

[–] Padeen (6459) 2 years ago

I have a rental property with a sit down bidet. Its a bizarre contraption and I'm pretty sure all its doing it taking up space in the bathroom lol. I honestly don't think this type of thing will ever take hold in North America, even though its more efficient in cleaning our asses.