What would you rather…?

Get soccer kicked in the jaw
Or

Get a large but not deep knife cut on your leg?

I rewatched Halloween Resurrection (yeah, I really did that) and it inspired me this question. It happens not once but twice and both times Michael is the one getting the kick and dishing the knife cut.

Very hard to answer I think.

I’m still not sure but I think I’ll take the cut on my leg.