Only a nudist...
Only a nudist can ever be completely caught up on their laundry.
I'm perplexed by people bringing up the fact that nudists use bedsheets, towels, dish towels, wash cloths, etc. I wasn't implying that nudists don't do laundry.
When I do my laundry, even if I wash all of my dirty clothes, towels, sheets, pillow cases, blankets, pot holders, ShamWows, Snuggies, etc. I don't feel like I'm completely caught up with my laundry because I'm still wearing clothes that are not clean. Whereas when a nudist finishes their laundry, everything that can be washed is clean.