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What are some inappropriate things you should NEVER say to your boss?

posted 4 years ago by Eric56 (4580)
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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

"I want to have sex with you."
"Your spouse is hot."
"Your kid is sexy."
"I want to kill all my coworkers."
"I want to have sex with all my coworkers."

[–] AndyKing1967 (33883) 4 years ago

How about, "I want to kill all my coworkers and then have sex with them."

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Kinky. Yeah, you probably shouldn't say that, unless you know your boss is into that sort of thing.

[–] AndyKing1967 (33883) 4 years ago

I now have a vision of someone sitting in a big leather chair, stroking their chin, answering, "Yesss, kiiiill them."

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

I was a computer programmer. One day my boss, who was also a programmer himself, found a weird software behavior. He said he tried inputting everything but could not duplicate the mistake. So I suggested, "have you tried a null?"

[–] L1 (1316) 4 years ago

"You are just becoming a clog in a beastly system"

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Keep out of my face please, Your breath smells like shite

[–] Stratego (29252) 4 years ago

That's the smallest dick I've ever seen.