"She looks like someone from a Tolkien novel."

Short and pudgy.

Hard to say. Innumerable Tolkien characters, so many of them women. I would hope that maybe they were referencing the elves.

Tolkien.

Gollum.

Probably someone tall, majestic, and beautiful, and hardly says anything. Or says nothing.

Tolkien tended to put women on a pedestal, usually well away from whatever was going on.

Greta Thunberg

Ethereal