You Know You’re An Old Fart When...(this is an ellipsis)

you can live without sex, but not your glasses!👓

you feel bad in the morning...without having any fun the night before!

a hangover is a 3 day event!

you have to keep scrolling and scrolling on the drop down to locate your birth year (if you can recall, that is) This pisses me off royally!

you can’t squat over a toilet in the ladies room...lest you fall forward into the door

you use one of those pull out paper toilet seat liners to sit on, but the toilet is so low to the floor you can’t get up! There aren't grab bars in the regular toilet areas. There’s one casino we go to where the toilets are so low they’re like potty training toilets for kids. The last time I used one I could not get up! So, I used my hands on the walls to brace and “walk” me up while attempting to stand. All of a sudden...smack dab right into the door! It sounded like a trash can had been hurled at the door! Now, I use the Handicap stall.

When you find yourself groaning when standing up.

You Know You’re An Old Fart When... Everything HURTS, and what doesn't HURT doesn't WORK ! 😮 🙄