If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Is this a trick question? 🤔
No, it's a silly question. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
They do if you tumble dry them :P
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When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Cardboard boxes. It's true.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What's the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny? If it's one, isn't it also the other ?
He's dead.