Accident? An accident? - General Discussion Discussion

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Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now.

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No wonder. Get out there and shovel that snow off your house.

https://snowbrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/SuNYj.jpg

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 6 years ago

I always wear a bra on my head. What's wrong with that?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I'm gonna tell your Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 6 years ago

I've already done that with your mom and dad. Sorry/not sorry.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I’m dialing the police

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[–] DoctorFever (485) 6 years ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_4bp8bBNVw

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

Crank up the sound...It's super freak time!

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[–] DoctorFever (485) 6 years ago

Get in the way back machine! Or the hot tub time machine!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=USHPc90MPl8&t=0s&list=PLs0l78MtVJgLlnj3gDoxwfC-xwkije3ND&index=3

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Stay outta this, bimbo! This is a family board matter.

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[–] DoctorFever (485) 6 years ago

Man I'm the only one with family up in here! Now enjoy that classic snl boy!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney

He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Pop I never tossed off!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I don’t believe you were combing your hair either.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Who Is This Dirty Barry Character??

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Yes. It's Barry. It's our boy Barry. He's our 45 year old boy.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73418) 6 years ago

Youre stewed, buttwad

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Time to pay the fiddler.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73418) 6 years ago

Can we keep this between us...id hate to lose my teaching job

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

For Christ sake, would you cover yourself....

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73418) 6 years ago

Yup, this puppy's for real alright

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73418) 6 years ago

Dont threaten me Al, youre out of shape, i'll kick your arse

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

The boozehound returns!... What a joke.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73418) 6 years ago

I was kind of counting on you being human about this

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73418) 6 years ago

I'm sorry:(

How's about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

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