Malkovich as Poirot?


Well this should be interesting.

I just recently watched the ITV adaptation of The ABC Murders with David Suchet so I'll be curious to see what the BBC's take on it is. I know the writer has worked on some of the other recent BBC Christie mini-series and she tends to stray a bit from the original story, which I am fine with.

Not sure about Malkovich as Poirot, though. Seems like an odd choice. But as far as I'm concerned, we got the definitive Poirot with Suchet, so I don't mind studios trying something new with the character.

For anyone who hasn't seen the headlines about this one, here you go:

https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/john-malkovich-hercule-poirot-rupert-grint-agatha-christie-the-abc-murders-1202819780/

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"I know the writer has worked on some of the other recent BBC Christie mini-series and she tends to stray a bit from the original story"

On this occasion she has wandered into an alternate reality. That's the only way to explain it.

An alternate reality in which Poirot speaks with an accent from an am dram version of 'Allo, 'Allo and lives in a dingy Victorian flat instead of the snazzy art deco one in the book, the public hate him because he's foreign, the police have dismissed him as useless, Captain Hastings doesn't exist, Inspector Japp dies before his time, and Alexander B. Cust has a brain tumour instead of just needing new glasses!

This was a travesty.

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Hmm, damn.

Not sure at all how I feel about that. On one hand, I don't mind doing something new with the character and the story, especially since we have (generally) faithful adaptations from Suchet and other filmmakers. But on the other, this sounds like something that may have gone too far.

I have to say, even though I'm glad that we are getting a bunch of new Christie adaptations, I'm not totally sure that the BBC is the right one to bring them to us. Even beyond their unfaithfulness, they're all so dour when Christie's stories never took themselves that seriously and always had a twinkle in their eye. And they also try to be stylish to the point where it becomes distracting.

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"I'm not totally sure that the BBC is the right one to bring them to us"

Funny you should say that, I was thinking the same thing. ITV seems so much better at that sort of thing now. The episodes of Maigret they did with Rowan Atkinson were excellent but unfortunately that has now been cancelled. There was far too much darkness in this ABC Murders, no twinkle anywhere! It would have been better if the producers had written an entirely new story with an entirely new detective. The setting of this seemd more like that in SSGB, if you saw that.

The BBC seems set on self destruct at the moment, Radio 2 is going downhill fast and Doctor Who has pretty much gone down the pan in my opinion.

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I found a couple of articles from British media outlets discussing the mini-series and read through the comments and it seems like the people who have seen it are pretty divided. Some loved it, and some hated it. Didn't seem to be a lot of in-between.

Some comments were also directed toward the BBC itself, and those were universally negative. I don't live in the UK and only occasionally pay attention to their programming, but from what I gather a lot of people who are in the UK think the BBC has issues and spends too much time embedding their politics into their shows.

I know they do have a War of the Worlds adaptation coming up next year, and I am interested in seeing what they come up with for that one.

You are probably right about ITV, though I'm mostly basing that on the great job they did with the Poirot series.

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Yes, Poirot was really well done. Apparently Maigret was supposed to replace it but for some reason it's been cancelled, which is a shame as they were very well done too.

Not sure about the War of the Worlds, how much of a mess will they make with that? We will have to see. They definitely do let their politically correct left wing bias show far too much, that's half the problem with Doctor Who at the moment.

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Here's an article about War of the Worlds if you're curious:

https://www.bustle.com/p/when-is-the-war-of-the-worlds-on-tv-the-science-fiction-classic-is-coming-to-the-bbc-15581367

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Thanks for the link, I just had a look and it seems that it will be quite good, if that's anything to go by. It says it will be true to the book, and doesn't seem like Sarah Phelps is involved, so I will hope for the best!

We only just watched the Tom Cruise film the other day as it was on over Christmas; not very impressed with it. It didn't have the scope of the book as most of it was about his character trying to get his kids to safety.

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It was freaking horrible, I only saw a few minutes. Malkovich is simply not a very good actor. His accent sucked and his French was lousy. He looked hideous. And in those few minutes I could already see that it hardly resembled the original story. Avoid!

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Malkovich is all wrong. Accent is...non-existent. Imagine DeNiro as Sherlock Holmes to get an idea of how wrong it is.

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I was pleasantly surprised.

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