Do pretty slim blondes really fall for poor chubby bakers in real life?

Why don't you ask Billy Joel?

Only for rich old chubby bakers, but not for the poor ones, you are right on that one!

It's not completely impossible. She can read minds, and she works at the ministry of magic, so she probably meets an endless train of ambitious, selfish, ruthless politicians and bureaucrats. I mean, imagine working in the congressional building and being able to read minds! So she meets him, and his mind is full of admiration and adoration directed towards her, and visions of a happy home full of kids and puppies and strudel. He's the kind of regular husband-material guy she has been hoping to meet, but never does.

Hell, maybe he thought "And it'd be okay if she got fat".




“Seventy-seven courses and a regicide, never a wedding like it!

In the context of the story it makes some sense.

However, I think this is often done in films as wish fulfillment for the male nerd audiences watching.

However, it does happen.

Maybe she was able to read his other head, and it was huge.

Pretty slim blondes go for big penises right?

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Dear God, I hope so :)

She should be whipped.