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Here's a lil something for y'all to peep...it's a last Jedi rhyme by Deliciousfeet


REKT in a galaxy far far away
My favOrite franchise in disarray
Some say it's Kennedy Johnson or iger
Either way it lost the eye of the tiger

What with the backlash and all the drama
last Jedi even lost my boy Frogarama???
He'd blame the guy that gave us Looper

YO

Where's my man db cooper???

He hates me like I hate the Last Jedi
But that shits gettin stale so I'll put it to bed I...

Saw the first flick when we ALL called it star wars
With my darth Vader vans I guess you'd call me hardcore

I hit the last Jedi on a special engagement
Dropped fitty on some dope ass entertainment
Showed up high and sneaked in the bota
Was shit face drunk when I saw ruse Yoda

Looked at the screen and shouted WHAT THE FUCK
Then I found out that my snoke theory SUCKED

Bout that time I was comin out my chair
Then **** evaporated into the thin air?

Gotta keep it spoiler free for MOD5
He warned me about it and I wanna stay and thrive
He banned me once...I guess I deserved it
If karmas real then the last Jedi served it!

Gots other complaints...all itty bitties
Carry Poppins canto bight and space moose titties!



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HAD TO GIVE THESE FEET A REST
NOW IMA BRING MY A GAME
IM NOT FINISHED WITH THIS STAR WARS
SHAME GAME
DON'T GIVE A MUTHA FUCK WHO
IS
TO BLAME
IMA KEEP IT RAW
SHOW YA THESE FEET AIN'T TAME


ima cut cut ya like

OBI WAN

my young padwan

Yeah I dissed the last Jedi

BECAUSE MY FORCE IS STRONG!

Now if you don't like my views

YA BETTER RUN ALONG

but if ya run like Deliciousfeet

It's TIME TO HIT THE BONG!!!😱

Now they bout to fuck with Han and Chewie
Everyone knows Solos gonna go kablooy

The cast is wack
Except for Donald glover

YO

Why'd you make the khalisi
Han solos lover...man???

It's got more directors
Than I've got Feet

But at least we'll get to
See Han and Chewie meet💤💤💤

This shits a disaster
The trailer looked dopey

Time to send in my main man...OPIE!!!

Maybe he can fix this
Just like J.J.???

Nine gonna suck too
I don't care what "they" say!!!

I could go on
all day like this
Disney star wars
E-Z2Diss

Was that a droid joke?
OH yes it WAS!!!😲

NO ONE FLOWS LIKE
DELICIOUSFEET DOES!!!

This anger makes me
Violently fidget
Why they have to cast
Han solo as a midget?

Now my guy looks
super duper
Cause Ida gone wit
Anthony ingruber!




gonna end this one on a positive beat
I do think we'll see my man Boba Feet😉





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Great stuff, DF.

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Make it rain! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuUD5BFT7oo

Just don't make it Rian...

OH
SNAP

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I knew you'd take that well...hope you enjoyed😉👍

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There once was a horse's vagina
That hailed from North Carolina
Hee hee hee hee hee hee
It took a giant pee
And now I don't know where to find ya.


Willard Shakespeare eat your heart out!

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I like it...hill Billy limerick👍🙈🙉🙊

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Funny you should mention Hillbilly. While my true identity must remain secret, if you ever happen to be going through certain rural counties in Tennessee and Kentucky, you'll probably hear tales of the Scholarly Hillbilly. When night falls, I don my overalls, spectacles and Confederate Flag cape and fight crime. From resolving bar brawls, to foiling the dastardly schemes of cattle rustlers, to putting an end to those who would try to poison raccoons, I've done it all. After bringing the criminals to justice, I try to teach them a bit of math or history to help them get on the right path. But all nefarious characters tremble when I heroically burst onto the scene and shout my catch phrase: "Them critters is just tryin to survive, is all. NOW GIT!"

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Oh...you just made it into the moviechat screenplay! It needs a rural appeal...seems you got that in spades♠♠♠

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You're not semi famous are you? Serious question...

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It's a tough crowd for loriets with an urban flare...but I hope all enjoyed it!

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