Here's a lil something for y'all to peep...it's a last Jedi rhyme by Deliciousfeet
REKT in a galaxy far far away
My favOrite franchise in disarray
Some say it's Kennedy Johnson or iger
Either way it lost the eye of the tiger
What with the backlash and all the drama
last Jedi even lost my boy Frogarama???
He'd blame the guy that gave us Looper
YO
Where's my man db cooper???
He hates me like I hate the Last Jedi
But that shits gettin stale so I'll put it to bed I...
Saw the first flick when we ALL called it star wars
With my darth Vader vans I guess you'd call me hardcore
I hit the last Jedi on a special engagement
Dropped fitty on some dope ass entertainment
Showed up high and sneaked in the bota
Was shit face drunk when I saw ruse Yoda
Looked at the screen and shouted WHAT THE FUCK
Then I found out that my snoke theory SUCKED
Bout that time I was comin out my chair
Then **** evaporated into the thin air?
Gotta keep it spoiler free for MOD5
He warned me about it and I wanna stay and thrive
He banned me once...I guess I deserved it
If karmas real then the last Jedi served it!
Gots other complaints...all itty bitties
Carry Poppins canto bight and space moose titties!