A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.

No, it isn't "solid as a definition", because you're attaching it to a subjective feeling. People's feeling can change from day to day, or hour to hour, or minute to minute. Can a person change from man to woman and back again every minute of the day? Believing that requires you to enter a world of make-believe.

The only "solid" definition of "woman" is one that is not changing and which is rooted in objective reality rather than subjective feeling.

Yep, bearded ladies are real women.

This is what a real woman looks like -


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And I identify as your wife.

Go buy me a car or you're a bigoted transphobe.

Bullshit. Someone's deranged fantasy is not the same as biological reality. A woman is an adult human who was born with XX chromosomes, a vagina, a uterus, and ovaries. No amount of pretending, dress-wearing, makeup, drugs, or surgery can change that fact.

"A dog is whatever is called a dog."
"A bomah is whatever is called a bomah."
"A kableh is whatever is called a kableh."

Do you see the problem yet?

Sorry if you're being sarcastic, and I didn't realize it. In that case, good one!

This has to be satire. Nice troll, I respect it.

Ever hear of circular reasoning?

and my pretzel just identified itself as a puma.
my cat identifies as a '52 radiator.
my mom says she is a block of ice.

so these are undisputable FACTS because facts are however we think