Things we learned from 'Hatfields and McCoys'
1. Do not taunt a sharpshooter on the other side of a narrow river.
Where would rock 'n' roll be without feedback?
If your son wants to marry your enemy's daughter, darn it, just let him do it.
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You should always attend the county fair that your bitter rival family is also attending (every year). And you should also get drunk and bring your guns. That'll never go badly.
shareAlways give Randell the pig.
shareNever wear too many buttons on your breeches so in case you have to pee really fast before a bullet hits you in the back...never give an enemy a jar of your best perserves lest they bite the dust...give love more than just an hour; take time to get to know the object of your intended affection...Kevin Costner is one sexy dude AND can most certainly do a Southern accent...never ever run with your back to somebody who just shot your friend's brains out...vote by asbentee ballot...put more patrolmen on duty at a hoedown and confiscate all knives, toothpicks, guns, and sharpie things.
True history can be dag gum entertainin'.
Hank Hill & Co better watch out cuz there's some Hat-Coys in dem dar hills...and they is more redneck than a couple boys from Arlen, TX standing in an alley drinking beer, I tell yu whuut.
"Deeean, did you get pee-pee scared again?"
-Hank-
Never give a retard a gun.
Poor girl.
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A disoriented Bad Frank Phillips throwing rocks is more formidable than a Hatfield with a pistol.
share123 . Wood was much easier to cut and saw back in the 1800's.
(they were SOOOOOO faking it)
124. Costner always has 1st choice of movie wives