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Lines that always make you laugh.


I know most of you are like myself and have watched many of the episodes several times. Are there any lines that make you laugh every time you hear them even though you know it's coming? {Phrasing}

In Diversity Hire after Archer comments that Conway Stern is good at witty rejoinders and Lana says "Well crawl on over there and blow him" I literally  every time.

What y'all got?

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- Date dates, dingdong.
- With who?
- Oh, just some handsome firemen I met... at a warehouse fire.

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I'm sorry I tried to spit roast your mom.

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Pam trying to convince Cyril that Lana and Archer are "bangin"

*bashing a burrito against her mouth

"UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH!!"

*bashes burritos against hand

"UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH!!"

*bashes burrito against vagina

"UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH!!!"

*drops burrito on the floor, picks it up, dusts it off and continues bashing against vagina

"UH UH UH UH YEAH YEAH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH YEAH UH!!!!"

Cyril's expression is just fantastic

"A day without laughter is a day wasted" - Charlie Chaplin

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Sorry I tried to spit roast your mom.

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They are all amazing, but my few favourites include:

Malory: (to Ray) Oh, put another man's penis in it!


Barry: (in response to Archer asking him a question) Because, you giant flapping anus...

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