I know most of you are like myself and have watched many of the episodes several times. Are there any lines that make you laugh every time you hear them even though you know it's coming? {Phrasing}
In Diversity Hire after Archer comments that Conway Stern is good at witty rejoinders and Lana says "Well crawl on over there and blow him" I literally every time.
What y'all got?
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.""
"I'm scared if I stop all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.
Libera te tu temet ex inferis.
pro ego sum diabolus, pro ego sum nex.
This is how we get ants.
shareArcher: Phone sex, does internet porn know your cheating on it?
Not a line, but in A Debt of Honor, Archer has an app on his phone playing a sound similar to losing on 'The Price is Right' A couple minutes later, a yakuza sniper fires wildly, prompting his boss to say, "You shoot like a blind woman, you have brought me shame' (something similar to that) The guy next to the sniper plays the same app on his phone.
"Do you smell toast!?" :D
Edit: another favorite is "A black astronaut Cyril! That's like killing a unicorn!"
Yo momma
When Archer discovers during his manicure at the hotel that Lana received a pay increase and he rushes to join her half way up the 100 story building while she's trying to infiltrate the bad guys. Archer asks her to check a bank statement using her mobile phone.
Lana: You want me to check now??
Archer: Yeah! You should have 5 bars!
Cracks me up every time.
Isis mainframe password is GUEST
Archer "Who would want to wear an on fire suit"
Lana "Cosplay enthusiasts"
Who was that?
Who are you? Comrade Question?
Cyril: Archer, what do Crocodiles eat?
Archer: Anything they want, and fear is their bacon bits.
From "El Contador":
Ray: "You're taking me out of the field?!"
Malory: "Unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart..."
Scene: The FBI raid of ISIS, during which Archer is more concerned with the name of "Beeker's" boss (from the Muppets) than the active and way outnumbered gunfight. He yells at Brett hunkered down behind a desk for the answer. In order to hear what Archer keeps yelling, Brett sticks his head out and is immediately shot dead in the head.
Archer discussing the loss: "...and he died doing what he loved best. Getting shot."
Random quote:
Cyril to Archer: "You have a shoemaker?"
Archer, seemingly genuinely surprised: "Do you not?"
But as already mentioned: "M for Mancy" kills me everytime!
Here's a brand-new one (literally). This is from the first part of the double episode a couple of weeks ago with the Clowns thieves at the Hollywood party taking the gang hostage...
Cheryl was disturbingly excited about the prospect of having Stockholm Syndrome, and seemed to have a thing for the lead clown, who went by "Mr. Rompers"
CHERYL [lightly clapping her hands in excitement]:
"...and soon I will be be Mrs. Rompers!"
I've only heard this one once but I want to hear it again:
Archer: "you have beautiful eyes, Lana but they're not as great as your t__ts".
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