WHAT IN THE HELL AM I WATCHING?!?!🫤
THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD...AND LONG...AND WEIRD...WHAT THE FUCK?
shareDid you finish it?
shareYEAH...ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO...SO NATURALLY I AM VOMITING...CONSIDERING CASTRATING MYSELF....AND ALSO FEELING FAIRLY ENTERTAINED.
shareThat’s how I felt after Saltburn.
shareWHATEVER THAT IS...IT NOW FINDS ITSELF ON MY WATCHIST....FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN YOUR COMMENTS.
shareSaltburn is about gay guys.
You’ll love it.
GAY GUYS HUH?....THAT TELLS ME NOTHING ABOUT THE FILM.🫤
shareTells me enough to avoid it.
But here’s the synopsis:
Feeling like a fish out of water, working-class scholarship student Oliver Quick arrives at the prestigious, bustling Oxford University to study English. It took years of determination and sacrifice, but he finally proved everyone wrong. After all, life dealt Oliver a bad hand--the kid had to work twice as hard to get half as far.
Yet the vulnerable freshman wants what he cannot have. Then again, fortune favours the bold. And just like that, the invisible have-not crossed paths with Felix Catton, a privileged young charmer endowed with inexhaustible riches and all the time in the world.
However, as wide-eyed Oliver lands a rare invitation to an unforgettable summer of decadence at the fresh-faced heartbreaker's palatial family estate, bitter, eye-opening reality kicks in.
Because, cold as it may sound, watching them get all the breaks is painful enough. But knowing you will never belong just rubs salt into the wound.
GAYS ARE JUST PEOPLE...SOMETIMES COOL...SOMETIMES NOT....I HAVE ENJOYED MANY FLICKS WITH GAY CHARACTERS....STARTING WITH MY CONCEPTION...1987'S MANNEQUIN....HOLLYWOOD!....I NEVER SAW THE CHARACTER AS A GAY MAN OR A BLACK MAN...JUST AN AWESOME MAN.
shareI totally agree. I have no issue with gay characters, only when they’re shown having sex which this film does per IMDB.
There’s even one description saying a guy drinks bath water full of semen.
If that’s your idea of entertainment, knock yourself out.
VAN WILDER FED ECLAIRS FULL OF DOG SEMEN TO SOME DUDES...STIFLER DRANK CUM BEER AND GOT PISSED ON BY A DUDE.
SEX IS JUST NAKED PEOPLE GRUNTING....WEAK SAUCE.
That does not happen in Saltburn. The shocking sex scene I think you’re talking about takes place between a man and a woman, and the body fluid in question is blood.
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