Will Rachel Be Happy?

She may, but not in her marriage to Douchebag, I mean, to Shane. Shane’s as shallow as a pool of piss on a convex rock. I think she decided to sell out, and probably drink heavily for the rest of her life. What do you think?

Not for nothing: Shane’s Mommy is a controlling, manipulative narcissist who does not give a fuck about anyone else. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Was Cornell REALLY the best school to accept Shane? REALLY? It’s not Bob Jones University, but it’s not Yale or Brown or . . . Yes, I know the fucking Kennedys got into Harvard and they were about as scholarly as condom, and that’s my point. If you have that much loot and STILL can’t get in, there’s something wrong with you.