10 reasons why my country is pathetic.

1. We've only qualified for the World Cup twice.

2. We have 0 wins and 0 points in the 6 games we've played.

3. We have only scored twice in our World Cup history. One of them was an own goal, the other was within the first two minutes of the game where we were beat 4-1.

4. We have conceded 12 goals in 6 games.

5. Our women's team can beat the men's team.

6. This is considered our golden era and we had a -5 goal differential in this World Cup.

7. The only team we played well against finished 3rd in the group.

8. Cody Gakpo has scored more goals in the World Cup than my country has scored in their history. And I don't even know who Cody Gakpo is.

9. Our best player in history is currently playing and he has missed just as many penalties than total goals he has scored.

10. Tottenham could easily beat them.