SEXYIOSA: A LATINA QUEEN SAGA
¡viva la raza!
wow. this movie was pure cinema. should have seen this one in theaters. it's just as good as the true original, Fury Road.
not to nitpick, but the only problem i had with the movie is that for a lot of it, Furiosa was playing second fiddle to some no-name guy in HER OWN MOVIE. WTF??
we definitely did not need discount Mad Max accompanying Furiosa for like half the movie. it felt like forever till he finally got fridged. i was there to see FURIOSA. we didn't need an implied love story in the meantime, either. more time could have gone into her backstory and action sequences involving her as she grew up with the Desert Amazon babes in the Green Place. this guy (forget his name) didn't add anything to the story... his presence was rather gratuitous and unecessary. he was clearly just there to appease certain groups (we know who and we know why)
also the Hemsworth character was trying so hard to upstage the star in every scene. it was actually funny how hard he was trying and failing at being comedically diabolical to undermine Furiosa... (totally not overcompensating by the way). but even the phony nose was on the nose. but that didn't take me out of it
WHAT DID, MAJOR PLOTHOLE: even 45 years is long enough for a population toiling every day in the sun in desert and no AC and tight access to water for their human skin to start naturally darkening. there was only one or two darker skinned people. not even some sunburn? you kidding? took me right out of the movie. how am i supposed to enjoy a movie when it doesn't adhere to basic scientific facts as i personally understand them. even after all the criticism about Fury Road, Hollywood still hasn't learned. looks like they just want to keep losing gazillions of dollars every year with their FAKE movies. is it so much to ask for a little bit of realism. the fans are entitled to better than this because we make a point of complaining about it. QED
anyway the whole movie is saved by Anya. nuff said (y no... no toleraremos que gringoices a nuestras latinas). would have loved to see her graphically snip some baddie balls (really earn that R rating) but that'll just have to wait till the next highly anticipated installment! best sequel in decades
10/10 ⭐
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