Funniest moment


When Sydney is watching Chocolat by himself and gets that bashful grin and mumbles "stupid" to himself. Gold.

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"Nice face..."
- Barry

"Boom! That's a fart mthfkr"
- Sydney

"Robbie always managed to have friends. Of course he probably wanted to suck their dicks but..."
- Dad

No, I'm in Touch with humanity!
- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

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sydney " rush is the greatest band of all time!"
peter "of all time!"
sydney (confused yet amused face)
absolutely dead, you know its bad when other men are completely perplexed by your awkwardness lmao

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When Segel flirts with Rudd's receptionist and never breaks eye contact, even while walking away. After asking her for her name, he responds, "That was my mother's name." And after she replies, he comes back with, "I don't know, was it?"

I'm a stranger here myself

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Zooey 's friends talking openly about Peter's and hers "intimate secrets" on the phone, not realising Peter was listening in.🐭

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I don't know why, but I love when Sydney says: "Pete can I talk to you about something? Would you put down your treat for a minute."

Just the word 'treat' lol. I don't know why but it makes me laugh...

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I love it when Zooey blows up at Peter before she leaves and says something like, "You and Sydney can hang out, play Rush songs, beat up Lou Ferrigno and ride a tandem bike, for all I care"

Peter: We never rode a tandem bike.

Or Peter with his laptop, "Prepare..to...be...Rush-i-FIED!"

Turns on the music and you can barely hear it.

Also, Peter to brother Robbie: "Thanks for hooking me up with Elmo over there."


And of course, Sydney's "SUCK it, Gil!"

I followed all the rules...and you followed none of them. And they all loved you more.

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Rush on the laptop was hilarious.

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Sydney's toast!

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The fart guy at the open house.

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Early on in the film, Peter's coworker Tevin talka about what he's doing to promote his business and get his name out there, including having his likeness on urinal cakes. Later on when Sydney sees Tevin he syas "I think I pissed on that guy's face."

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The sun is shining... but the ice is slippery.

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..and he goes down on you like six times a week. What the *beep* are you waiting for???

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The guy 'crop dusting' at the open house. lmao!

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