"Game of Thrones: The Motion Picture".

You get a character just like Bronn, a character like Karl Tanner and a character like The Hound and you make a Westeros-set remake of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Set it during the events of the series, with the three anti-heroes traveling around looking for a treasure and double-crossing one another against the backdrop of the great wars for the Iron Throne.

Hey, my pet idea for a sequel has always been to... give Tyrion and Varys a talk show. Just let them sit around and exchange bitchy quips! Bring on Jamie and Bronn now and again.

Instead, they'll probably have Sansa drag Jon back from his wildling pals because it's everlasting summer and a scorching drought is threatening Bran's reign, and an army of Stone Men led by a priest of the Red God and joined by Drogon is invading from Old Valeria. And there's a new war between Fire and Ice, feh.