Best one liners


Now even though the movie (like all Cohen Movies) felt like a story-less drag at times, the best part about the movie were the one-liners delivered by the character Bruno time and time again throughout the movie :

Here are some which I remember, made me laugh :

- To the "Gay Converter" : You have nice blow job lips.
- Harrison Ford : "*beep* Off"
- "I was the greatest gay Austrian in Hollywood since Arnold Schwarzegger"

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When trying to decide which charity/cause to sponsor:

-"Cloney's got Darfur, Sting's got the Amazon, and Bono's got AIDS"

When in Israel:

-"Hola, ¿como estás?

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is your baby comfortable around lit phosphorus.

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he loves it!

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"I gave my baby a traditional African name."
"What is your baby's name?"
"OJ"



No cash here!! Here, no cash!!! Cash, no!!!! Robbo? No Cash!

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"What does it look like Paul Blart"

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Get on your fucking knees and suck my spike hair bitch!

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