Now even though the movie (like all Cohen Movies) felt like a story-less drag at times, the best part about the movie were the one-liners delivered by the character Bruno time and time again throughout the movie :
Here are some which I remember, made me laugh :
- To the "Gay Converter" : You have nice blow job lips.
- Harrison Ford : "*beep* Off"
- "I was the greatest gay Austrian in Hollywood since Arnold Schwarzegger"
While he's walking through the airport, being ignored "No photos please, do you want another Diana on your hands?"
"Will you, the Palestinians, give the pyramids back to the Israelis?"
"I like black guys, I'm a chocoholic"
I forgot the best one of all. When he's considering whether his sexuality is keeping him from being famous. "Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kevin Spacey - they are all straight!"
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Brüno: [about the baby in his arms] I swapped him.
African-American Lady: Swapped the baby for what?
Brüno: For an iPod.
Brüno: We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!
PR Consultant: That would be, that's something to get involved now, so... we can just help East, uh, Africa in order to help for our future in order for everyone... that's a beneficial thing to be involved with now.
African-American Lady: No! There's a lot of Africans in Africa!
Brüno: That's racist!
Clooney has got Darfur
S(h)ting has got the Amazon
and Bono has AIDS
Didn't mean to, but I happened to watched Bruno several days ago when there was nothing else on TV - I laughed so much that I cried. Here are some of my favorites:
Auditioning as Jerry Maguire, in a strong Austrian accent:
"I'm looking for my vife!"
When the focus group guys are disgusted:
- "There's always one who's against it... In any group, there's always one."
- "What sick human being came up with something like this?"
- "Well, there's always two. There's always two."
And when trying to convince the focus group, dancing like an idiot:
"Is this the dancing of a talentless idiot?"
Airport scene, before taking O.J. out:
"Madonna has one, Brangelina has one and now bruno has one"
In the talk show, about O.J.:
"I've gotta be honest: he's a real dick magnet"
Oh my God - I cried laughing.
Not necessarily a one liner but I laughed the hardest during the scene in the restaurant when the waitress asked Bruno how old his child was and bruno goes "6, 7...he could be a midget".
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"...That's racist!"
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"I wanted to poke my eyes out with hot needles."
"Stevie Wunderbar!" (I actually was thinking of that adjective when earlier he utters the word for "awesome"!)
"RuPaul!"
There's a slogan written here. 'Happiness Will Walk Away'...
Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex in the City girls!
Donny: Oh no, we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't any one of them, I'm Donny.
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!
SO MANY THAT WERE NOT MENTIONED!
"Is your baby comfortable with bees, wasps, or hornets"
"Yes, mein fuhrer" (to the drill sergent)
"Your hair...is sundamaged"
"Jews and Hindus you be friends"
"What if he attacked you with two"
"Demi Moore has two of them in her house" (mexican chair people)
Most of them were already mentioned, but there are a couple scenes worth mentioning.
Not necessarily a one liner, but I laughed hard when Reverend "BJ" couldn't get the job done and sent Brüno to a "level 2 gay converter" whom while attempting to convert Brüno starts listing some of the female gender flaws.
Also when he was chatting with the guy prior to the swing party and he wants him to show him how doggystyle goes, the other guy refuses and he says "Show me, don't be a *beep* Come on. We're just a couple of guys". And afterwards he says: "I can't vait to do that to a woman..." Cohens' face is priceless.