Best one liners


Now even though the movie (like all Cohen Movies) felt like a story-less drag at times, the best part about the movie were the one-liners delivered by the character Bruno time and time again throughout the movie :

Here are some which I remember, made me laugh :

- To the "Gay Converter" : You have nice blow job lips.
- Harrison Ford : "*beep* Off"
- "I was the greatest gay Austrian in Hollywood since Arnold Schwarzegger"

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"Der Fuhrer"

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It wasn't even from Cohen but it was possibly the funniest line.

The hunters are all glum sitting around with Bruno and Bruno says something about he doesn't want to wake up in the morning and find that he's "torn" in the "arsechenholen" and one of the hunters says, "You probably ain't the only one."

Ask me about my total lack of interest.

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"Pick your shoulders up! This is a fasion show not a slave auction!"

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"Thanks to Milli, ich could now see clearly despite having an eyeful of Schpunken."

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Yes, this one sent me down to the ground and I cried like a baby. That was very, very funny.

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"I will be the most famous Austrian after Hitler"

Get it? Both Hitler and Bruno were Austrian Jews...I nearly wet myself. LOL!

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Just watched the movie for the first time and I don't remember laughing this much in a long while! It had to many great one liners but I bust a gut at this on

Hotel Manager: "This is not supposed to be going on in here."
Brüno: "You're telling me honey, I should be chained to a 6'4" Norwegian with a PHD in sucking dick."

When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist ~ Brittany -glee

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"The Taliban is so 2001."

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When he's scrolling through celebrities on his list

"Bradolf Pitler... Wilhelm Schmit...
cuts to picture of Mel Gibson
Mein Fuhrer"


I eat Lions

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im pretty sure mike's a homosexual....

He was doing very well last night! Maybe someone around here gave him lessons!

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I liked the line about Darfive (trying to one up Darfour)

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Funniest line by far was maybe missed by many (especially non-Europeans) but had me choking with laughter. He's asked by one of the three hunting guys if he's ever killed an animal and replies "no, although I once suffocated a hamster in Mykonos." (Tip: Mykonos is a Greek island that attracts a lot of gay tourists, and as for the hamster part, well, did you ever hear that rumour about how the Pet Shop Boys got their name?!!) The awkward silence of the three hunters is priceless.

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