why was your character in prison?


My new character is a Knight Templar, so i figure he got into a "theological debate" with a couple of Tribunal Temple ordinators and was shipped back to Cyrodill from Morrowind before he had an "accident" in the ministy of truth.

Anybody else come up with a reason for your character being in jail at the start of the game?

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I made a female Imperial on my cousin's 360, I don't own the game myself. I made her back when I was still an awkward teenage guy and tried to make her really hot.

She was in prison for calling Skingrad, Stalingrad

This is my signature, It's freakin' brilliant isn't it?

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my character, snake, is in prison because he's a theif. He got caught stealing over 4000 gold in jewellry after one of his accomplices turned on him and tipped off the guards.

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My Altmer wore a White Mage's Robe after Labor Day.


Tia Carrere?! We May Have to Pay Attention...
Necesse est ut nihil faciamus.

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My Dark Elf Mage accidentally pick pocketed an Imperial legion when she tried to talk to him while forgetting she was sneaking.

Twilight Twenties

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My Altmer wore a White Mage's Robe after Labor Day.



Classic!


Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle "Dixie"?

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My High Elf was all powerful. He knew of the imminent threat, he foresaw into the future, knowing that the King would be assassinated, and he wanted to stop that from happening. The only thing he could do to try to stop it from happening was to go back in time and pick a quick fight. He cut the heart out of ten of the cat people and delivered the hearts to their family members. He was soon arrested so that he could try to defend the King and delay the rising of the main bad guy. But, by going back in time, he was weakened. He could not save the King, and at this point he had to slowly regain his abilities so that he could stop the bad guy's attempt at world domination so that he could rise from the ashes as the leader of the world.

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Lawyer screwed him. Haven't you heard? Everybody's innocent in Cyrodiil.

Anyway, he was reported having sold various "alchemical reagents" in dingy caves and back alleys across the land, for the purposes of "research".

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mine was in prison for mutilating 20 people and opening fire on a school horse

What doesn't kill you HURTS ALOT!

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Sex with a minor............... an imp. God it gets lonely up in the Colovian Highlands.

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My Redguard was arrested for 50 counts of child arson. There was no evidence but the imperial guards planted a bloody glove in his yard. There was a chase and his friend Alkalin attempted to help him escape on a white horse. They were caught and sent to prison.

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My dark elf theif got locked up for dealing skooma to the entire fifth grade class of imperial city elemntary school...he TOTALLY swears he didn't see that "Ye Olde Drug Free Realm" sign.

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How do you find out why your character was in Jail ?
I don't have a backstory...

Taste ma Justice!

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You make something up. Have some fun with it (read some of the other posts, everyone else did)

Close only counts with horseshoes, hand grenades, and thermo-nuclear weapons.

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Ah see I thought you would find out in the final quest.

Taste ma Justice!

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