My new character is a Knight Templar, so i figure he got into a "theological debate" with a couple of Tribunal Temple ordinators and was shipped back to Cyrodill from Morrowind before he had an "accident" in the ministy of truth.
Anybody else come up with a reason for your character being in jail at the start of the game?
Mine got into a debate with a guard in Chorrol about why the earth is round and when I was travelling from Chorrol to Bruma on my paint horse I got into another debate in the wilderness with a guard about how I have never seen Godzuki (son of godzilla) and he marched me off down to Bruma prison.
Savio Vega is taking more shots than Jake "The Snake" does during happy hour.
I had an Imperial, and his backstory was: he was in the Imperial Legion and spoke against bribes and general wickedness of the legion and was eventually betrayed by his corrupt mentor and thrown in jail.
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"There's nothing you can know that isn't known."
-John Lennon
Since the game clearly states that you have no idea why you were in prison, I made this one up. You were thrown in jail by a highly placed Imperial Legion officer, who was actually a member of Mythic Dawn. The same one who let the assassins into the Palace. Perhaps Mehrunes Dagon sent a vision to Camaron, and he used his influence to throw the potential hero in prison. So, unwittingly, they played right into the Divines' plan. Or maybe it was Talos or Akatosh that sent that vision to fool Camaron. Nevertheless, through their treachery, they actually made it possible for you to meet the Emperor, according to the Gods' plan.
shareI was in jail because I took my armour off to collect the ring of burden and forgot to put them back on. Even 7 stone, youthful wood-elves are banned from parading in their underwear when oblivion is facing us.
shareMine is a woman, a Breton, & she was thrown into jail for drunk-riding.
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My first character (a Nord) was in prison for having an illegal mudcrab fighting ring in his basement in Bruma.
My Dark Elf character, he was in prison for soliciting a brothel of khajiits, which turned out to be a sting operation by the Imperial legion.
Close only counts with horseshoes, hand grenades, and thermo-nuclear weapons.
Parking tickets.
My grandma dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of penguins. It's a family crisis.
My Wood Elf was running an illegal animal porn empire using his 'Command Creature' power.
shareCutting the heads off parking meters (while drunk) at the Bruma hitching posts.
Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle "Dixie"?
He have a nimroot eating contest while in there?
My grandma dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of penguins. It's a family crisis.
No... Why you say that?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
It's a Cool Hand Luke reference. I feel so old all of the sudden.
My grandma dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of penguins. It's a family crisis.
If the number in your nick is your age then I am older... I am simply just not amerikanski.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Cool Hand Luke. Paul Newman, gets thrown in jail for cutting the heads off parking meters. Very good movie, rent it. "What we have here, is a failure... to communicate.
My grandma dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of penguins. It's a family crisis.
It's a Cool Hand Luke reference. I feel so old all of the sudden.(Not about the feeling older part )
My female Breton mage was arrested for singing "London Calling".
Insomnia: 8/10
Thank you for Smoking: 9/10
How many people get the "Outlaw Josie Wales", reference? Hehehe, now I'm starting to feal REAL old.
My grandma dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of penguins. It's a family crisis.
Oh yeah... Saw a glimpse of that line once... I'll try to watch the whole thing some other time.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Mine was wearing leathers and was caught exposing himself in the 'Gutted Mine'. He thought the goblins were into that. GOBLIN by name, GOBLIN by nature!
Mr White: "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise!"
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Was he dressed as a Nun?
My grandma dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of penguins. It's a family crisis.
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As soon as you said that, all I could think of was "Heavy Metal", when the Prosecuter was reading off Captain Sterns charges in court.
My grandma dropped acid, freaked out, and hijacked a busload of penguins. It's a family crisis.
Got thrown in jail for saying Fable was better. lol
[General Perez offers Elgyn a drink]
General Perez: Drink, Elgyn?
Elgyn: Constantly.
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My Dark elf was arrested for asking what would happen if the Dragonfires went out.
shareFor trying to pick a fight with Mankor Camoran
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Repeatedly walking on the grass.
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where do you look to see your characters backstory???
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"B!tch I will take you out"-New York to Pumkin
Um, I think these are all made up.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
Mitch Hedberg
where do you look to see your characters backstory???Aaaand we have a liftoff in the roflcopter.
It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognaise!
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My Imperial was caught in bed with a Timber Wolf, a pair of Leather Gauntlets and a sticky picture of Azura.
LLLLIKE A GLOVE!
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My Wood Elf got locked up for distributing pornography after authoring "The Lusty Argonian Maid"
shareI got the Cool Hand Luke reference.(Luke eats 50 hardboiled eggs in prison)My Wood Elf was in jail because,once,when he was drunk on Skooma,he used his Command Creature power to make a Black Bear attack a member of The Imperial Watch who had hastled another Bosmer over a supposed theft,which was not his doing. .....I don't wanna be a pirate!
share"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
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