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we've had worst lines....how bout favourite lines??

posted 20 years ago by WeirdlyRolo
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2 c my fave line, read below!!! it cracks me up every time!

Holy sh*t a bike!
Holy crap a bike!
Gaga googoo bikee!

Oh my favorite line was in the beginning with Jon Lovitz... or Sidney... when he said he was like Shaneeka or something? lol then he said
"Do you know those pidgeons I feed? Well they attacked me today! 6 of them bastards! I had to get stitches!" Then he throws stuff at the pidgeons! haha makes me laugh
and also... "I have to pee every 45 minutes but at least I get to pee in a gold toilet!"

[–] DisneyxDweeb 17 years ago

*When he is being pushed in the stroller.*
Large Woman: Aren't you a little big to be in a stroller?
Dickie: Aren't you a little big to be on the sidewalk? What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too? *Dickie makes pig sounds*
Somethig along those lines =)

Dickie: *Telling ghost story.* The little boy's mother answered. "Hello?" At the other end was the angry producer. The ratings are down!
*Kids gasp as tarantula crawls on Dickie.*
Dickie: I know it gets worse. And they didn't have a replacement show.
Kids: No Dickie no.
Dickie: I know right? What are they gonna do.

And of course the Slip N Slide scene.

And of course when Dickie is looking for the family and he encounters the gay man.

[–] lvrov13 17 years ago

Gay Man: congradulations
**kisses dickie**
Dickie: **cough**
Gay Man:Is it hot out here?**takes off shirt**

that was funny

[–] kellykaymartin_x3 17 years ago

i think its already been said, but

holy *beep* a bike!
your six.
holy crap, a bike!
your six..
goo-goo ga-ga bikey!
too far back.

"hey!"
hey? dont you mean oink?"

"arnt you a little big for a stoller?"
"arnt you a little too big for a sidewalk?"

haa,those are the best.

[–] burning_midnightoil 16 years ago

although i havent been through all 6 pages, so i may have been mentioned already, but is anyone's line from the first part of the movie with Dickie Roberts Mom (in real life Doris something)

[–] stupidlovesong232 16 years ago

Dickie: Good night, prude people. Dream the dream of prudes. Prude it up. Have a nice G-rated dream, full of . . .
Sam: Go to sleep, Dickie!

[–] PeterBlues 8 years ago

quite hookable title i think, so i remember hearing about it, but didn't see it until now. i didnt get alot of this movie, like some parts supposed to be serious just became looking really off somehow and so on, one of the actresses from the "elvira" feature length 1988 movie featured here played yet the same kind of person in this as she always seem to play! the "aren't you too big for this sidewalk" line was funny.

boys night out,
sounded free no ladies around,
but as time went on,
eyes mirror to the wall started to close,
and i had to change rooms,
to where some femininity came through,
brought my spirit to energize,
and i threw the boys out.

[–] thenewnexus (1906) 5 years ago

Its funnier when edited TV
Holy Hell its a bike lol