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Favorite Quotes*****

posted 20 years ago by pixiekitty
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I have lots of favorite quotes..here are some-

*Girls have a button, boys have a pole. Wicked touching takes its toll!*

*My feelings would be best expressed in a monologue from the made for tv movie Sybill starring a young miss Sally Field. Oh look at you painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a litle slut. I'm a Puerto Rican lady senor. You're nothing but a little slut Sybill Ann Dorsett. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I ain't no slut! *

*You shut up, no you shut up. Do you want me to spank your booty? huh, you want me to spank it? I'll spank it, I'll spank it! *

*Did it ever occur to you that I am rubber and you are glue and everything you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you. Yeah well just put that in your back pocket.***

AND THEN THIS ONE IS CLAAAASIC!!!
*Sometimes when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my arms and - I SMELL 'EM LIKE THAT! *snifffff**

*I told her to move her big, white butt or I would cold-cock her honky ass.*

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[–] lydia_darko 20 years ago

It's definitley an inside joke of me and drea's...the part where shes kissing the tree and she goes "oooh God, oohhoho my body..." then the entire first day of special ed. we recite those lines all day, every day. the get funnier each time!!!!

"Don't you lose him, Smawise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."

[–] sami57peace2u 20 years ago

This is by far my fave...I've used it as an insult myself, but it just doesn't work.

To Evian: Oh, go drink a bottle of yourself!

[–] radler82 20 years ago

Superstar is by far one of the funniest movies ever made- and not quite received as well as it maybe should be- as a cult classic, by the majority of poeple out there, but its the kind of movie you have to see more than once to get its humor. Its hysterical.

Its time for SUPERMODEL DOCUMENTARY HOUR!
"So I was walking down ze street one day, and ze man come up to me and he say, do you want to be a supermodel? and I say, We, and ze very next day...I am in New York, on the cover of Vogue..."

[–] mrpibbles 20 years ago

-"I thought you said my parents were savagley ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks."
-"I just told you that to make you feel better."

HILARIOUS!

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[–] GBballa629 20 years ago

I think the funniest part/quote is when she saves the boy (Slater from the pool at the begining and she yells "LIFEGUARD!!!"

[–] swimmerbuddy90 18 years ago

My brother loves that line. haha.

[–] avendesoraburns 16 years ago

I have to say that I love this one...

Body of Christ... Are these low-fat?

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[–] bianca_calico_donofrio 19 years ago

"Ow! My titty!"

Felix Unger: Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

[–] InVaDeR_Lizzy89 20 years ago

MARIA IS THE COOLEST!!!!
Teacher: Maria Ganatisis?
Maria: Here. But the devil speaks for me. Obviously.

That one is big with me and my friends!
(ALL MARIA)
"What's bugga bugga mean?"
"Wow... That's really insightful..."
THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA! HE WAS LOOKIN FOR A SOUL TO STEAL! lol

If you really like maria, I made a fan page for Jennifer Irwin (Maria)
www.expage.com/jenniferirwinforever
Check it out!

~Sarah

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[–] yfguitarist 20 years ago

When Sky says, "Todd! Peanut butter and jelly? Classic!"
or when he says, "Bubblicious? I love it!"
or his dance moves, such as the "Move on with your life"

[–] drew_graham1 20 years ago

My favorite:

You're HORRIBLE!!! (repeat while slamming the door)

[–] mmm00787 20 years ago

"Hey Debbie, you shaved your legs. Hey Tom, sorry your Dad's dead."

hahaha

[–] summergirl90 20 years ago

One of my favorites has to be when Will Ferrel is dressed as Jesus and is standing in the middle of the highway talking to Slater (Harland Williams)

Slater: You think Mary likes me?
Jesus: Why do I make everyone so insecure. The Lord God, is materializing on a highyway to lead you to her.

Another one, when Jesus visits Mary in her dream:
Mary: Do you want some water?
Jesus: No I'm good, I'm God.
Mary: heh heh

I LOVE that movie. It has to be one of teh funniest movies ever made.

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[–] DaoiSidhe 20 years ago

"Please God send me someone to make out with..."

"Oh My God!"
"Oh My Me!"

"What about me makes people so insecure."
"The Lord God, is materializing to you on a highway telling you to turn around."

That there's some good in this world,... and it's worth fighting for.

[–] Hoo_dang1101 20 years ago

hey guys, I dont know if you guys saw this but, like the only car in the whole movie was a green VW. The new model. At least I think so. When The guy with big ears, (I forgot his name) when he returns Mary's book to her in the road, a green VW is the ONLY car shown. It drives by like 8 times. It's hilarious!!!!!!!!

[–] weeklyj 20 years ago

I noticed that too, I was wondering if anyone else had. The car is in the backround of almost every outdoor scene!

[–] weeklyj 20 years ago

"Your intense energy is bombarding me."

[–] Clarksonguy21 19 years ago

actually this is sad but...

Most cars are green VW's, However

When she is a little girl at the beginning the cars are all the old VW Bug.
And when they are at Ty's (is that his name) house, all the car's are black VW bugs, becuase I guess they are rich. hehe

[–] scottysea-1 20 years ago

My favorite quote: Evian Graham DOES have a great ass!

[–] gobbyblah 19 years ago

"...at least my parents didn't name me after bottled water!"
:D

[–] avajoseph 20 years ago

Ooh, my favorite from the whole movie:

"You're special... which is why we've decided to put you in special ed."

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[–] JBworld29 20 years ago

Grandma: Mary Katherine, what are you doing?
Mary: I'm using my telekinetic powers to kill the girl who poured pig's blood on me at the prom.
Grandma: Okay.

Grandma: Wait, I've got two more. When I say tap, you tap, and when I say booga booga, you booga booga.
Maria: What's booga booga?
Grandma: I don't know, but when I say it you better *beep* figure it out!

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard."

[–] JZiegler16 19 years ago

My fave is when Evian and Mary start to fight
Mary: At least I'm not named after bottled water!

Piper-Did you?
Phoebe-Yea
Piper-Was He?
Phoebe-Yea

[–] Logan1980 18 years ago

I couldn't believe that the first time I watched it. It was like watching Mr. Rodgers come in and start dropping the f-bomb everywhere.

[–] DuckChick27 17 years ago

Am I the only one who seemed to notice that they always are eating spaghetti with orange juice?

"Well, boys have a button and girls have a pole. And wicked touching will take its toll. So you must be strong and resist for those who are not will no doubt one day burn and fester in the fiery VD infested pits of hell!"

YEAH, GET SOME!