Sex with Sal



How did Richard even find the fortitude to have sex with her? She was ugly and nasty and probably smelled like a cadavers bunghole.


"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth."

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"Better call Sall" if you're desperate for sex...

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I don't think Tilda is ugly. She's very strange looking, but ugly? No....

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I also found her to be remarkably homely..

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