There were a lot of funny ones, but I always get a big laugh repeating this one from Uncle June:
Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now", she says. "Why?" he asks, don't you have a vase?
A boring 747.
share"I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass"
shareHesh to Massive-G (A Hit is a Hit)
https://youtu.be/eoXaD__zhEk?si=nbFezIvRQC6JeOM_
Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy
shareTony: I thought I told you to back the fuck off Beansie!
Richie: I did.... then I put it in drive
I've got the FBI so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem.
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