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Funniest Lines

posted 16 years ago by mlhmovies
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This is deffinatly one of the funniest Disney movies ever, if not the funniest! and it has some of the funniest lines EVER! these r sum of my favs!

Yzma: Looking for this?
Kuzko: no, that's impossible how did you get here before us?
Yzma: A...how did we Kronk?
Kronk: Well, you got me by all acount it doesn't make sense!

Yzma: Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?

Yzma: It is no concern of mine if ur family has, wat was it agen...?
Peasant: Uh, food.
Yzma: HA, you rele shud hav thought of that before you became peasents!

[–] Show_Toastie_Your_Teeth 15 years ago

Ooh, and two more of my favorites...

Kronk: *talking to the squirrel* She's not the easiest person to get close to. There's a wall there.

And...

*Kuzco and Pacha are tied to the tree over a river*
Pacha: No, no, no, this is okay! This is alright! We can figure this out.
*tree starts to break in half*
Kuzco: I hate you.

it would suck to die while trying to get the cheese

[–] Liain 15 years ago

my favorite..:

Kuzco: "You kidnapped me."
Pacha: "Why Would I kidnap a llama?"
Kuzco: "I have no Idea. You are the criminal mastermind... not me!"

old man: "Bewaaaare, the groooove!"
Pacha: "Hey! Are you gonna be okay?"
Old man: "The groooove!"

Yzma: "WHY do we even HAVE that lever?!??"

Kuzco: "No touchy!" and "Ahhhh Llama Faaace!"

Kuzco: "hm? what? I didn't do anything. Somebody's throwing stuff."

"How would you describe her?'
"Scary beyond all reason?"
"Yea that's it"

Yzma when she turn into cat: looking for this?... is that my voice? ... MY voice?! hehe

Love this movie :D

[–] lissa-42 15 years ago

Yay im a llama again!

>.>

<.<

...wait

[–] pantiny 15 years ago

Yzma ->
His legacy will live on in our hearts ... for all eternity.
... Well, he ain´t gettin´ any deader. Back to work.

[–] CaptainAlex16 15 years ago

I wouldn't say any line in this film was bad but far and away my favourite was

Kronk: THE PEASANT at the diner.........................he didn't pay his cheque

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[–] blacknyellowsquid 9 years ago

Kronk: THE PEASANT at the diner.........................he didn't pay his cheque

I just watched this for the first time and ...that one was good. lol. The set up/context and all haha

[–] cj_sutton14 15 years ago

Lol, Another fav line.

Poncha: Uh Oh?
Kuzco: Let me guess, were about to go over a huge waterfall?
Poncha: uh yep
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Poncha: Most likly
Kuzco: Bring it on...BOO-YEEAHAHAH!!!

Lol When I'm doing something fun I'll usually scream Boo yeah!!! just like he did.
~Half-Blood Prince~ July 15th. RIP Dumbledore

[–] Jerique 15 years ago

By far the best line is:

Yzma: "Tell us where the talking llama went and we'll burn your house to the ground."

Kronk: "Don't you mean or?"

Yzma: "[deep sigh]Tell us where the talking llama went or we'll burn your house to the ground."

Chaca: "Which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."

[–] BillieJean1986 15 years ago

Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?

I hate the jungle.

R.I.P Michael Jackson Long Live The King

[–] luke5119 15 years ago

Pacha: Woah....where did you come from little guy?
Kuzko: (Dazed and Confused) No Touchie...

hilarious, especially how he looked when he said it as a llama

[–] Chrono85 14 years ago

Yay I'm a llama again!

I got turned into a cow, can I go home? You're excused.

[–] arklier 14 years ago

Yzma: No, it's called cruel irony. Much like my dependence on you.

[–] [email protected] 14 years ago

I love the bit that this line leads up to: Yzma mockingly uses all Kuzco's office-talk termination lines on him, and Kronk brightly chirps up "Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired!"

[–] artemis93 14 years ago

WHAT?! A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!

FORTH EORLINGAS!