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Funniest Lines

posted 16 years ago by mlhmovies
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This is deffinatly one of the funniest Disney movies ever, if not the funniest! and it has some of the funniest lines EVER! these r sum of my favs!

Yzma: Looking for this?
Kuzko: no, that's impossible how did you get here before us?
Yzma: A...how did we Kronk?
Kronk: Well, you got me by all acount it doesn't make sense!

Yzma: Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?

Yzma: It is no concern of mine if ur family has, wat was it agen...?
Peasant: Uh, food.
Yzma: HA, you rele shud hav thought of that before you became peasents!

[–] DeadFantasy 9 years ago

~When Yzma was smashing statue heads of Kuzco~
Yzma: How could he do this to me? Why I practically raised him! [smashes head]
Kronk: Yea you think he would've turned out better.. <--------- XD

I'm surprised no one has said this line yet but I agree almost every line in the movie was great xD Just too funny...

~Dinner time~
Yzma: Is everything ready for tonight?
Kronk: Oh yeah, I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that
Yzma: Not the dinner! The, you know......
Kronk: Oh riiiight the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison..... [thinks]................... That poison??
Yzma: YES THAT POISON!!!
KronK: Got ya covered :D
Yzma: Excellent! A few drops in his drink then I'll propose a toast and he will be dead before dessert!
Kronk: Which is a real shame cause it's going to be delicious
XDDD

[–] CMAT11530 8 years ago

I LUV all of Kuzco's lines! David Spade is the only one who can voice Kuzco the best! My favorite 2 lines of his are:

BOO YAH!

::kicks door:: HA! Boom Baby!

This is one of my favorites

"Don't worry everyone hits their stride! You just hit yours 50 years ago!"

and "Its a good thing your not a big fat guy or else this would be really difficult"