Funniest Lines

Pacha : "Uh oh."
Kuzco : "Let me guess, we're about to go over a HUGE waterfall."
Pacha : "Yep."
Kuzco : "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
Pacha : "Most likely."
Kuzco : "Bring it on."

Yzma : "Pull the lever Kronk!"
Kronk : *Pulls the lever, opening a trap dor under Yzma*
Yzma : *As she falls* "WRONG LEVEEEEERRR!!"
Kronk : "Ah."
Yzma : "WHY do we even HAVE that lever?"

"The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. Even if not always in the way we expect." - Luna Lovegood

Oh Damn!

One of my favorites always will be

Kronk: "WOOOOO faster faster! Yzma! But your hands in the air!!!!"

My brother and I, or even some of my fellow New Groove loving friends and I will scream this line on Rollarcosters. Yes, we are sad.

Also, I line I will use frequently is

Kuzco: Thanks for that, I'll log that away.

Proud SlytheGryffiRavenPuff ~ The Hogwarts House for those of us who can't choose!

Kronk: Did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.

and

the kitten panther: Rawr!




"Destiny is a fickle b!tch" If you don't know, ask.

"Wrong leverrrrrrrrr!"

"...Bad Llama!"

"Squeak squeaken squeaker squeaky."

"Wait, We were ahead of you, how did you beat us back here?"

Thank God they dumped their "Kingdom of the Sun" formula picture.

I have a lot of favorite lines in this movie. Such as:

Kronk is sleeping near Yzma's tent with a tent that barely covers his legs, holding a Teddy bear
and snoring (this is funny enough even before the line) , when he bolts awake, thinking about the people he saw in the diner earlier on.
Kronk: The couple at the diner...they didn't pay their check.
He passes out again, but bolts awake when he makes the connection between Pache and Kuzco, so he runs to Yzma's tent and opens the flap.
Kronk: Yzma!
Yzma: What?!
She sits up, wearing a mud mask with cucumber slices on her eyes. It's pretty horrible,
and to prove the point, Kronk wails in terror.
Yzma: This had better be good!!!

Kronk is talking to his shoulder angel and devil when he's trying to decide if
Llama Kuzco should live or not. Of course, true Kronk style, they're really just stupidly arguing with each other, and the devil's winning.
Kronk's Devil: Oh, by the way, look what I can do. (stands on his hands) Hah hah!
Kronk (confused): What does that have to do with anything?
Kronk's Angel (who is wearing a robe and not red spandex) : No, no, he's got a point.

Another great scene with the angel and devil is when Kronk is talking to them again, but we see him from Yzma, Pache, and Kuzco's point of view, and it looks like he's just talking to himself, because no one else can see his "friends". It's really funny, because Yzma is just beginning to unleash her evil plan on Pache and Kuzco, but this Kronk scene makes everything stop, so Yzma points at Kronk and looks at Pache and Kuzco with a confused WTF expression. Kuzco and Pache just shrug.

Kuzco's firing Yzma because she's doing his job behind his back. She's sitting in the emperor's chair.
Kuzco: So, who's in my chair??
Kronk (like he's answering a really hard question): I know! I know! Yzma's in your chair, right?
Kuzco: Very good, Kronk! Here, catch a snack!
Kuzco throws a cookie or something off the ledge they're standing on, and Kronk falls off to get it.
Kronk: Got it!

The opening theme song is interrupted harshly by an old man who's ambling by.
Kuzco (angrily): He threw off my groove!
A big guard approaches the old man.
Big Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.
We see the old man flying out the window.