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i would have banged cynthia until she couldnt walk!

posted 9 years ago by cool-smith
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true story

Me too. The only detestable thing about Lionheart is that he didn't plow that like a John Deere. I would have.

[–] creatorof2002 8 years ago

Isn't she the female dog who secretly betrayed him to the legoinaires hunting him and set him up to lose to Atilla? She was evil.

As far as the "not being able to walk" comments I would NOT "bang" her as that is a slang term for sexual intercourse. I would beat her on her bare backside and the back of her legs with a bamboo cane with such ferocity that she would be unable to walk for about a month and be horribly scarred.

[–] wlan 8 years ago

his brother was burned alive a few days ago, his wife and little girl was helpless and he escaped from legionnaire, entered USA illegally... sex wasn't one of his prime requirements at that time. and with a dangerous backstabbing dirty slut like Cynthia? no thanks.. to tell the truth she wasnt that attractive..

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[–] elvisleeboy 7 years ago

I'd much rather have banged his brother's wife.

[–] newguy33 (320) 2 years ago

She was an idiot, blaming Lyon for everything while he escaped from the Legion and got into life-threatening situations just to see his brother.

[–] agentalbert (2359) 2 months ago

She was smoking! Every time I watched this as a kid, I was always disappointed that the Leon character wasn't getting it on with her. He should have been with both her and the widow. Settling down with the sister-in-law, of course. But he should have had some fund with Cynthia.

[–] JoWilli (15370) 2 months ago

gross, she is like 65