Things I learned from Hard to Kill
1. a guy can be in a coma for 7 years and when he wakes up he has a nurse wanting him... dude take a shower man
2. a guy can be in a coma and wake up and get a shave and look like he hadn't aged a bit
3. a guy can take an hour and 20 minutes to realize who says and you can take that to the bank
4. a guy can get shot in the arm with a shotgun and still have an arm.
5. a kid can get shot at and all the dudes shooting are horrible shots.
6. Kelly Le Brock is ugly
7. Steven Seagal could make a good movie, one of the few
8. a guy could get down his knees and say come cut my heart out, and the dude is such a bad thug
9. Steven Seagal can kill anyone
10. a guy can have a sawn off shotgun jammed down his mouth and not lose any teeth