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So if George becomes smart during absistence


... how com he wasn't more of a brainiac during high school?

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He was having sex with Ms. Stafford, the voluptuous homeroom teacher.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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Regardless of the fact that she she came at him from behind...

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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He always knows when someone's uncomfortable at a party.

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If George is at a party, then someone's uncomfortable. More than some ones. Many, many ones.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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They either saw him eating out of the trash..coming out of the bathroom with his shirt off or double-dipping.

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I've been comin' out of bathrooms eating trash with my shirt off since the 5th grade, and I haven't looked back!

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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But were you double-dipping it?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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No. We had a double-dipper in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothin' funny about that.


"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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You know what's funny? Clunking heads together like Moe.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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So what? Their genitals were still lined up.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I beg to differ, pizzabagel. She was behind him....so...I think Georgie boy was telling us that she may have brought....the apparatus.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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You know he doesn't even mind the word "apparatus"? You know, it's "ratus" which is good and an "appa" in front of it. Appa-ratus. When you consider the other choices, "apparatus" is actually pretty refreshing.

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Not the dreaded apparatus! George didn't want any inserting in that area.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Oh, it's not that bad.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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Yes, it is.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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He was too busy getting atomic wedgies by Mr Heyman.

Yes...atomic...

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I might do the same... Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Always remember...Don't be a sucker.

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How does absistence compare with abstinence?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Take me to your leader...

Always remember...Don't be a sucker.

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How does absistence compare with abstinence?

It's abstinence with a Portuguese accent.

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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He was George Can't Stand Ya in high school.

Metallica, Iron Maiden, and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan

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No such word as 'absistence'.

It's abstinence.

It's easy to research these things, you know. There's no excuse for this.

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its actually theres, the sentence you used is informal.

please do your research before posting again...

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It's not just the fact that he wasn't having sex, but that he wasn't even thinking about it is what made him a genius. So instead of wasting brain power thinking about sex, he was using it in more constructive ways. In high school he was probably thinking about sex all the time (like most of us) but just not getting any.

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> It's not just the fact that he wasn't having sex, but that he wasn't even thinking about it is what made him a genius.

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