Blonde army chick...


is skeletal and creepy. How could a guy become aroused by that?

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Omg, thank you. My thoughts exactly.

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I think you're on about Sandahl Bergman. I have to agree too, she's no oil painting but she managaged to get it on with Arnie in Conan The Barbarian and later try to kill him in Red Sonja lol. Oh those cheesy 80's action movies, gotta love em.

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She was striking. But notions of beauty vary over time.

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Agreed. 80s women had a different look. In the same vein, I look back at films from the 30s-50s and think, "That was attractive back then?"

Change the hairstyle, the makeup and outfits and I bet people would go, "Damn, she's hot." Or perhaps not but she had a really amazing body.

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Beauty and creepiness aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

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You’re an idiot. Sandahl Bergman is hot.
She was like a “fitness chick,” so she was all trim and fit, and she has sort of “Germanic” genes so sorry but no fat Kardashian ass.

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thank you!!

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yup she is so much hotter than a fat ass kardashian who needs photoshop to look fuckable

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I'm assuming the OP is talking about Sandahl Bergman. She has a uniquely appealing face and a fit body but, yes, she was a little too thin in this movie. She was in her physical prime at 30 years-old when "Conan the Barbarian" was shot in 1981. In that movie she has about 10-15 lbs. heavier, which made her nice 'n' curvy, a real whoa-man, as seen here: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d6/3d/3f/d63d3fe9104de2652ffe21100bc67401--conan-the-destroyer-conan-the-barbarian.jpg

Here's another from the same time: https://www.julienslive.com/images/lot/1476/147662_0.jpg

By contrast, when "Frogtown" was shot, it was at least six years later and Sandahl was past her prime and lacking that curvy appeal seen in "Conan." She still looked good though; I love her face and wide eyes. But she needed to eat some hamburgers.

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Sandahl Bergman was a LEAD Broadway dancer, ergo, one HELL of an athlete. Super fitness arouses me at the visceral level. So do Teutonic facial features. She’s too much woman for the OP.

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tell us more about what arouses you

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My impression is that you’re a guy. If I’m right, that’s not info you need to have😊 I chose the word “arouse” as a parall-construction reply to the OP, who strikes me as being a troglodyte. Let’s put his stance in context: This is a movie where the protagonist has his schlong sealed on a tin can jockstrap with Property Of Provisional Government stenciled on it, and they made Sandahl with a pair of Coke-bottle eyeglasses. There’s nothing to take seriously in it. For a serious look at Ms. Bergman, see Conan or All That Jazz.

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ur gay bud

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