Funniest line?
Nick Johnson
Walter: We're living in swiss cheese with a door.
Anna: I don't know who you are.
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"Hey Walter, what happened did your old lady kick you out?"
"I do not wish to discuss my domestic difficulties with you, Julio."
"That's OK man... I think she threw his ass out."
"She did NOT THROW MY ASS OUT!"
"No,no,no, you had your CHANCE man OK? This is between me and Duke."
Anna: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's a miracle you ever passed the bar.
Walter: I'm sure it is - since you never passed a bar in your life.
i crack up at the whole bathroom thing, especially tom hanks' bathtub laugh
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"at least the turkey's done"
"so is the kitchen. a little too done for my taste, lets not go there again."
I haven't seen this movie in ages, but I have to agree with the people that say the kitchen scene. When the turkey flies through the window, and the tag pops out to say it is done after it lands in the bath, or wherever it was.
Plus the whole wheelbarrow scene. Priceless, I am chuckling just thinking about it and like I said I haven't seen the movie for years.
personal favorite of mine:
Walter: "Where do we start?"
Plumber: "Well, you could offer me a drink."
to me, that says so much about the movie right there.
the most funny part ( well, it was hard...the whole movie is!) but i think the kitchen scene where Tom Hanks is first starts off reading then turns on the light, and that goes into a major electric mess!..haha, and it turns the blender on! and well, does this domino affect!!! HAHA!!!!
sharethe kitchen scene where Tom Hanks is first starts off reading then turns on the light, and that goes into a major electric mess!..haha, and it turns the blender on!
The TV catches fire just as Julia Child sets the souffle aflame... share
Walter: It's a big house, we'll divide it up! You stay in your half, I'll stay in mine!
Anna: That is such a dumb idea. Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar.
Walter: I'm sure it does, you've never passed a bar in you life.
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It's not a line but the scene where Walter is trying to get the fire going and then all of a sudden the fireplace starts to fall apart until the top of the chimney pops out at him getting his face covered in soot! Then he just gets in bed and says goodnight as if nothing happened! Hilarious!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Definitely, "For a while I thought the Care Bears were here.... Barnyard animals.... geese... chickens..." LMAO that cracks me up each time, I just picture him hallucinating care bears and having chickens walking past his head... so funny.
Also, his laugh after the bathtub falls through the floor is HILARIOUS. This movie is so under-rated!!! Love it!!
"Hey I didn't know she was married, I just thought you were good lookin wool."
shareThe funniest scene in this movie is when the bathtub falls through the floor and then the ensuing laugh......it is classic. I have never heard a laugh like that before and it cracks me up everytime I watch it!
Another scene that cracks me up is a little more subtle...Tom Hank's character is fixing the steps when he smashes his hand with a hammer. (Just the sound of the hammer hitting his hand makes you feel his pain) after almost being brought to tears he starts pounding the hammer as hard as he can out of rage and frustration....so funny the way he pulls it off!!!!
My senior year of high school in '97 I had EVERYONE watch that movie and it never failed to deliver big laughs....to this day when I see certain friends we still reminice about the times we watched that movie. Good times!
Walter recalling reading a story about a man who went crazy, and was found in the park, throwing bread crumbs at himself..."and, he was only putting in a new bathroom."
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