The whole movie is full of fabulous lines that make me laugh. I laugh EVERY time with Tom's bathtub laugh.
Most of the best have already been captured here, but I have to include a few others. Jeeze this movie cracks me up.
Anna: I said I was sorry. I didn't expect your fingers to be on the floor, my darling.
Walter: I know, I'm just cranky. I guess it's having just thrown $200,000 into the toilet. Either that or the intense pain.
Anna: The house is going to be great.
Walter: Yeah if we can peel the rind off it.
Anna: What?
Walter: It's a lemon, honey, let's face it.
Mattress guy on ladder: I feel like I'm gonna die.
Anna: Your'e not going to die. I'm holding the ladder. If you fall, land on the mattress.
Stop being such a baby, you're nearly there.
Lady don't let go of the ladder!....Oh I wasn't really holding it anyway.
Walter: He didn't know who you were.
Anna: I don't know who you are.
running to the kitchen after sniffing the air - Walter: No, no!!
Anna: What's the matter? I was just lighting the oven.
Walter's pointing gesture to the oven, then: Just lighting the...you, you could have been killed! We could of all died!
Walter: I just want to relax in a lukewarm bath
Anna: What about this? (turkey)
Walter: I don't think that can hurt us anymore.
Curly: You're free to watch if you want, though I wouldn't recommend it. Are there any living things in there?
This is it you duck fart!
Anna: He couldn't forgive me and I can't forgive him for that.
Walter: Oh this is an unexptected revulsion. (upon seeing Maestro)
Cheap girls: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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so_stellar09
15 years ago
the whole argument scene:
Walter: It's a big house, we'll divide it up! You stay in your half, I'll stay in mine!
Anna: That is such a dumb idea. Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar.
Walter: I'm sure it does, you've never passed a bar in you life.
Anna: You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.
Walter: Thank goodness it's not that often.
hilarious!
conebone <3
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rhyannon33
15 years ago
"we have weak trees" Ha!
I love the part when anna is playing the violin and you can see walter swatting at the bees through the window. Cracks me up every single time I watch the movie!
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Mylobage
15 years ago
Walter:"Did you hear that?The train is coming right as we decide to buy the house. This has got to be an omen,I can feel it everything is breaking for us " WHOOOOOOSH Trains flies by them LOL.
Also
Walter:"BENNY IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THAT MONEY,I'LL I'LL.........NOT LIKE YOU ANYMORE"
Benny:"ok"
I am a bit shocked this only has a 5.7 it is one of my all time favs.
"From hence fourth we are to be known as team SuperAwesomeCoolDynomiteWolfSquadron"
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MyLittleHeartShapedBox
15 years ago
"Are you hot? Can I take your life?"
I love when the chimney goes down and he looks back at Anna then at the chimney and just nods his head.
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass."
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psdhart
13 years ago
home crap home
Beissart asking his =chauffeur in German : What are they doing here?
Chauffeur in Chinese: It looks like they are testing missiles
I used to hate you now I hate walter
Lucky guy
this is pleasant revulsion
smooth strokes up and down, paint and dont tickle and don't smoke
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beierfilms
13 years ago
My favorite will always be the kitchen exchange:
Anna: You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.
Walter: Thank goodness it's not that often.
It's not just the line but the way Hanks delivers it. So perfectly dead-pan. I also love Duval's reaction. She was was smug and superior in the scene up to that zinger and then she loses it.
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