Favorite Line?

Ms. White had some awesome lines:

Miss Scarlett: Do you miss him?
White: Well its a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead I have a life.

Wadsworth:...your first husband also disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
White: That was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.
White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.

Mrs. Peacock: What does your husband do?
White: Nothing. Just lies on his back all day.
Scarlett: Sounds like hard work to me.

Mustard: How many husbands have you had???!!!
White: Mine or other women's?

How can you pick a favourite!?

But here's some gold:

"I choose to expose myself!"
"There are ladies present!"

"If you want to know who killed Mr. Body, I did. In the hall. With my revolver. Take 'em away, chief! I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife!"

"Communism was just a red herring!"

"I'm shouting, I'm shouting, I'm shouting!"

"It's you or me, honey-BUNCH."

Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
(The look on Wadsworth's face when they cut to him is fantastic)

Wadsworth: You see? Like the Mounties, we always get our man.
Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man?

im a butler
what do you do?
i butle.



LOL

What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?

No, just death.