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From Roscoe, the sloppy restaurant owner

Roscoe: You look pretty stupid to me! Let's see if you have any brains. You take the meat, you understand? And you pat it into pig balls!

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What the fuck is a Chinese downhill

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Lane Myer: Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

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