A Latino Christmas Carol


Feliz Navidad everyone , In this era of multiculturalism , how about A Christmas Carol with an all-Latino cast set in the present day it would have to be in New York or LA or possibly Miami , anyway here is my cast:

Scrooge-Andy Garcia
Bob Cratchit-Esai Morales
Mrs. Crachit-Constance Marie
Tiny Tim-Rico Rodriguez
Bob Crachit's Daughter-Selena Gomez
Fred- Mario Lopez
Jacob Marley-Ricardo Chavira
Ghost of Christmas Past-Aimee Garcia
Ghost of Christmas Present-Jimmy Smits
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come-Danny Trejo
Fan-Jennifer Lopez
Belle-Eva Mendes
Young Scrooge-Freddie Prinz jr
Mr. Fezziwig-Paul Rodriguez
Scrooge's father-Hector Elizondo
Person of charity 1-John Leguizamo
Person of charity 2-Rosalyn Sanchez
Businessman 1-George Lopez
Businessman 2-Cheech Marin
Scrooge's nephew wife-Eva Longoria
Scrooge's nephew maid-Sofia Vergara
Scrooge's chambermaid-Salma Hayek
Poultry merchant-Carlos Mencia



Boston and Philly love to slander us, but they don't have as many fans as us

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In the words of the greatest man that never lived, Ebenezer Scrooge. " I'd rather not. ".

TO MY HATERS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00

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I gotta bump this back up

Boston and Philly love to slander us, but they don't have as many fans as us

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We have far better grammar.

“As us”? Really?

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No no no...Fack no! Bah Humbaloes oh please. What next? An African American a Christmas Carol..bah Fu Sucka

It is Suppose to be Victorian England, Americans ruined in with Bill Murray, why turn a genius tale into tripe?

A Latino Christmas Carol is the worst idea since Bollywood pride and Prejudice is ruined by multiculturalism. Like Ali Baba and Robin Hood just LEAVE it as it is.

Go get original ideas and stop turning Golden oldies into lead.

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Haven't you seen all the different adaptations of A Christmas Carol?? "Ebbie" is one of them in which Susan Lucci plays a female Scrooge. Here is the link for that one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112929/?ref_=nv_sr_1



Boston and Philly love to slander us, but they don t have as many fans as us

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And it was terrible.



Possessions are fleeting - Homer J. Simpson

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Scrooge-Andy Garcia
Bob Cratchit-Esai Morales
Mrs. Crachit-Constance Marie
Tiny Tim-Rico Rodriguez
Bob Crachit's Daughter-Selena Gomez
Fred- Mario Lopez
Jacob Marley-Ricardo Chavira
Ghost of Christmas Past-Aimee Garcia
Ghost of Christmas Present-Jimmy Smits
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come-Danny Trejo
Fan-Jennifer Lopez
Belle-Eva Mendes
Young Scrooge-Freddie Prinz jr
Mr. Fezziwig-Paul Rodriguez
Scrooge's father-Hector Elizondo
Person of charity 1-John Leguizamo
Person of charity 2-Rosalyn Sanchez
Businessman 1-George Lopez
Businessman 2-Cheech Marin
Scrooge's nephew wife-Eva Longoria
Scrooge's nephew maid-Sofia Vergara
Scrooge's chambermaid-Salma Hayek
Poultry merchant-Carlos Mencia

Boston and Philly love to slander us, but they don t have as many fans as us

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Yes, why not. The joy of Christmas Carol is that it has been played with a black cast, a gay cast, a female cast. You can do it how you like. It still works.

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Fuck off.

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*That* is the perfect response, PrimeMinister.

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