Favorite line in the movie.

Bob: This plan sucks, I ain't goin in.
Doug: Ya are too or I'll tell the old man you gave away his beer money.

Doug: I believe there'll be no charge on this, ah, two-four of beer, thank you.
Beer Store Clerk: Excuse me?
Doug: OK, we found THIS MOUSE in a bottle of beer we bought at your beer store, eh, and we heard like, when that happens you get your beer free.

Bob: It's in the Canadian criminal code. Like theres legal precedent setting cases in the law.

Bob: Where should we go, Looney Bin or Brewery?

Bob: He hooked up our stereo, eh.

Bob: Hey Rosey, sign my card? That was a great hat trick you got against Czechoslovakia, sorry about about that nervous breakdown you had, I guess it sort of ruined your career.
Doug: You had a nervous breakdown? So did I, when he was born.

Doug: Oh geez, I'm getting whiplash from my burps, eh.
(Has been used at family functions and Sunday dinners for over 20 years now. Still my favorite.)

Probably the line I use most is actually from the end credits:

"I'd like to thank the Academy for this, uh, beer. I'm going to bring it home, and put it on the mantle, try to keep the dust off it."

I'm naked under my clothes...again

when they are trying to get info from the receptionist:

"Two jelly donuts?"

"I am your father Luke. Give into the dark side of the force you knob."

~Lizzy

HE'S BEING A JERK!
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

Duh...Coocoocoocoocooocoocoocoo!

Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage.

Bob: "This is the difference between TV and movies eh."

Doug: "So?"

My favorites are:

"This movie was shot in 3-B. Three beers and it looks good, eh."

and

"Like, give us our free beer eh"

I like it when Henry Green puts them on the bottling line and tells them to look for mice. While they're watching the bottles go by ones head is going up and down and the others is going back and forth sideways.

Definitely one of the funniest movies ever made.